HI 😁 how's everyones day going? Bit shit?
Lemme make ya feel better;
MY MORNING:
Doctors waiting room.
RAIF,(the 4 year old,at the top of his lungs) = There's lots of muppets in here mummy!
ME, (putting on the poshest accent I can muster)= *does nervous chuckle * Nooooww Raaaaaaif, we mustn't say things like this!
RAIF (deadpan face) =That's right mummy, coz you say there's lots of "F****NG" muppets in here!
ME= face like beetroot, stares at the floor willing it to open up and swallow me...
ZAIN (the 1 year old) = Feels like getting in on the action, leans out of buggy bites Raif on the arse .
RAIF= Screaming like a banshee.
ME= Sees its our turn to see the doctor and makes a swift bee line for the room. Eyes still to the floor.
Walks into wrong room where there's a man being examined.
😳😳😳
FFS totally failing at life all before 10 am 😂
NEXT STOP, SWEAR JAR FOR MUMMY 😳✌🏻️
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